September 2011
13 posts
“That box, there, it has corn in it. I thought you should know that. And also a...”
“You could wear the pink one, but the sea polyps attached under the arms and chin...”
“It’s not the sign on your neck. It’s when they push the button and...”
“pounding bacon into a breakfast burrito with the back of a plastic baby pig is...”
“A large foam chair is wonderful, but soaking it with orange juice and gin is why...”
“What if it was all butter? Well, that’s where your bread boots and jelly...”
“Why lick the bowl when you can have the cow spray cud directly on your face from...”
“Suddenly you realize the dense foam you’re packaged in is a bear gripping...”
“What would lemon pastry day be without your high-speed fan and a cow udder at...”
“Using a live fruit bat to hit frozen cornflake balls into your mouthful of milk...”
“Lying in a fetal position between two fire obelisks is a sure way to remove...”
“Screaming buckets of colorful foam letters, is the only screaming fun for...”
“Eyebrows are much more powerful when you have gained excretion control over the...”
