November 2012
12 posts
“To think that you could have worn your explosive shaving cream repeatability...”
“It’s only appropriate to wear your extra zesty vegetable cracker claws to...”
“It’s the bubbles triggered by the bubble machine grafted to your jaw...”
“If it were a race to see who could shin kick the most melons, there’s no...”
“People will avoid the strong sucking sound as you walk into the wall with...”
“If it fires the honeyed bread balls slower, you could catch them with your teeth...”
“If only they knew the seasoning was 90% unfiltered flavor spore you harvested...”
“The ability to materialize mandarin oranges from thin air is useful for both...”
“If you’re using coiled copperheads to warm your kneecaps, be sure the...”
“It’s successful because you’ve made it possible for people to get...”
“When winterizing your bobsled, never underestimate the effects five gallons of...”
“The only reason to shoot five pencils from your nose at once is so they both...”
October 2012
23 posts
“Listening to Tchaikovsky on vibrate while running at extreme high speed on the...”
“Wet pickle slappings are, first and foremost, a way to remove unwanted skin...”
“Judges are shocked that high-speed blenders and seaweed whips are all...”
“Making leg guantlets of interlaced wood, metal and wild ox bone, during your...”
“Drive-by washclothings are best done with five minions, the appropriate soap...”
“After all it was you who discovered the fat chinchilla sings his meteoric song...”
“Just keep reminding them your flame-bursting shoes are up to code as you drop...”
“Monday is the soft flesh of the fire-roasted tomato you will peel and slice into...”
“Turns out, it proves you can swing from its tentacles onto the ledge to get the...”
“Entering boxing competitions suited in beetle shells and nettle root makes your...”
“Filing the ends off your tofu ball launcher gives it a more streamline...”
“Your rubber and sapling skin shoes will match your bark blazer and beach shorts,...”
“Deploying a cape made of cheese fries and fire is a perfectly delicious defense...”
“It’s less about the sweater vest and more about the built in seam hatches...”
“The lasers and a song about stapling papers starts the meeting after shredded...”
“Your light-absorbing omelette flipping abilities are best used to counter the...”
“Your fancy upper thigh knife kicks are the secret to creating the vortex through...”
“Firing steel skin ingots from your arm flaps into the mountainside will begin...”
“Wrapping yourself in a jumpsuit of horny toads scales and explosive lace...”
“Jumping in sync to the Flashdance soundtrack prevents bird attacks and increases...”
“It’s easier to explain your mouse taming talents with a half mustache, a...”
“Cat storms are simply a result of the floating walkway you form from the yarn...”
“By turning the light off on people in the bathroom, everyone can start the week...”
September 2012
17 posts
“Reason 29: There are 29 reasons that 29 should not be the 29th number for your...”
“They are more likely to laugh after you ninjutsu fist their solar plexus if you...”
“Your experimental pastry fillings are best delivered hot via a tube connected to...”
“If you look up under the cabinet to grab a paper towel and see yourself you may...”
“Pushing the button repeatedly is useless since it only ejects your eyebrows...”
“What’s a tub of shampoo without a cart, a sink and offering everyone on...”
“If you think everyone liked the flame retardant jumpsuits, wait till you give...”
“Fortunately, the skin graft enabled you to absorb the pine cones and hurl them...”
“It may look like an ordinary rope ladder engulfed in fake flames,until you climb...”
“Once you align the satellite array, turning soda fountains into refill...”
“Setting up an obstacle course of highspeed mudflaps and juice spitting monkeys...”
“Exiting the fruit stand with million of grapes hovering around you is a sure...”
“Spin whipping the nut spread from the spindles of your elbow skin leaves your...”
“Going upside down while jumping and drawing your sword will confuse your...”
“When using your butterfly nets as an extension of your mandibles, wrap the cheek...”
